Oct 04 2008
Ellora’s Cave Part Deux: Chuck Stake’s Creamery
So Chuck finally finished INSATIABLE by working in his reaming, er… reading, of the last two stories, “Toys 4 Us”, and the third short story was “The Legacy of the Snake”.
Now I need to wash my sheets. He gets carried away sometimes. But at least he’s done! He’s done! Now I don’t have to carry his load. He’s spent it.
But let me tell you, after he finished “Toys 4 Us”, he wouldn’t leave my damn cell phone alone! As in, he kept messing with the vibrate feature. I kept telling him, leave it alone, man! Go suck on some bloody rump roasts or something (and then I thought that might not be a good thing to say to him, but oh well). Oh, and I’ll never look at a Mr. Potato Head again in the same way. Such an interesting story, though. Very, very deep friction…. Er…fiction. I meant to say fiction.
SERIOUSLY, CHUCK, GET THE HELL OFF MY BED! I JUST WASHED THOSE DAMN SHEETS!!
Okay, yeah, and then he read “The Legacy of the Snake”, and let me just say–the concept of Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty having a wild orgy with their Prince Charmings blows me away. My mind, that is. Not any other body part. Nope! But I’m using Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty as mere examples. Please, Disney, do not sue me. No, the characters were completely original. It just reminded me of one of those charming fairy tales.
Chuck liked that one a lot. Surprisingly. Given his fetishes, you know…. But there was something about talking animals that just makes you feel fuzzy inside. And then the hot sex brings the fuzz out of the box and starts tickling you and fondling you like a fairy with a hard-on. Pleasant. Pleasant, I must say.
Seriously, Raelene, I thank you. The stories were hard…. I mean, difficult…to get through because I kept blushing redder than plump, blood-rushed flesh. Or just an apple. You know, something red. Anything red. Anything that belongs to a tree that is red. And Chuck liked it, too. A little too much. As I’ve said, I need to wash my sheets. It’ll be one long…er, time-consuming…load. Or not load. Load’s not the right word. Batch! That’s the right word! A time-consuming batch of laundry. Yeah.
Hats off to you, Ellora’s Cave. Thank you.

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