Dec 11 2008
The Morning MIC Returns
Again…. WEIRD morning for me. Another edition of the MIC (Morning Insanity Channel). There are days I need to be shot. Or put down. Of course, I need to be productive, so I would want my bones to be donated to glue factories. That way, my skull would someday find its way into an Elmer’s Glue bottle. My digits would be responsible for some kid keeping together his or her little craft in preschool. Just the thought of it brings tears to my eyes! Productive–it’s all about being productive.
It keeps the haters away. Seriously. Being productive. How can anyone hate you for being kind? Unless they were jealous. But then they’re not hating on me. They’re hating on themselves! They’re hating on the unholy mirror of jealousy as they stare into their reflection, and their faces contort into an ugly representation of Stewie from “Family Guy”, only he wears a nose ring, has red eyes and a phallus the size of a donkey’s. Pretty scary.
No, I shall not have any haters. Because I am good. I’m good enough, I’m smart enough–and God darnitt, people like me. Thank you, Stuart Smalley. I heart you.
Anyhoo, I need to get back to reality before insanity claims me as its bitch. And I need to start working. So I shall leave you with a video that illustrates to me the concept of a “hater”. Which stands for–
Hairy Asshats That Eat Rats
Have a nice day. Taco Supreme.
