Dec 22 2008
My Letter to Santa
I have to thank CJ Harley for a truly spirited idea in these Holidays. A letter to Santa. It seems to fit the Holiday season and is appropriate, given I’m not just a writer comprised of tons of words in my blog. I’m not only known for the blog posts about writing, publishing and all of that. I can be random sometimes. Although, Harley, I truly get you when it comes to a Wii and a digital camera (both items I would DEFINITELY not mind having around–I mean, seriously, Wii Bowling, how cool!), my letter to Santa is a little bit different. So here it goes….
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Dear Santa,
How’s it going, Big Red? I hope you’re getting your fill of cookies. I can only hope I’m on your “Nice List” rather than your “Naughty List”; I hope you understand my ‘hope’ in it, though. This past year has been…well…. You know, difficult. And when things get difficult, I can only hope I remain blameless this Holiday season. So, if it pleases you, this is my wish list for Christmas….
One: I want my family back. I want things the way they used to be. I don’t need the gift wrapped and with a bow, though. Just as they are. My family.
Two: To have one of the two agents call my cell phone and either “A” (depending on which agent calls) ask to represent me and my work or “B” ask for the rest of my manuscript because she loooooooooooves the story. You can even have one of your elves just make believe and call my cell phone, acting like one of the two agents. It would make me smile brighter than your North star.
Three: I want my son to have the best Christmas he could ever possibly imagine. I’m not talking about the biggest collection of Disney “Cars” cars you can think of here. I’m talking about the sheer knowledge that he will always be loved…no matter how unloving the world can be.
Four: I want the strength to know that I’ll never stop loving my wife. Even though she has stopped loving me. This one’s a big one for me, Santa–seriously–because I know that the day I stop loving my wife is the day I stop knowing what love is. And to me–that’s the same as not knowing who God is anymore. I don’t want to be in that place at all. Keep that door closed for me.
And last but not least, FIVE: I would like to be able to afford my own place with a spare bedroom for my son. So I can have him sleep over. So I can finally be a real dad to him (and not a glorified babysitter). So I can put him down for naps when he gets too tired. So I can put him to bed for the night, read him a story, kiss him on the forehead, watch him sleep.
Out of all these wishes, Santa…. If the others preceding this fifth wish are a little too pricey for you…. That’s okay. I’m pleading that you at least make my fifth wish a reality. Make my miracle come true. I don’t even expect these wishes to come true by Christmas Day. I’m not giving you a timeline at all, in fact. Consider this just an open-door request, I guess. If you have it in your spare time during the off-season…. I would greatly appreciate it. Thanks…. And Merry Christmas, Santa Claus….
Sincerely,
Pierre
P.S.
Say ‘hi’ to the missus for me. I promise I’ll finish writing my latest novel for her to read.









Thank God for you Pierre, you are my best friend in the entire world but I gotta tell ya I really truly believe that there is no “Santa Claus” or “God” because if either really truly existed, I wouldn’t be miserable most of the time because I have been alone for so long. I truly love a lot of the people that I work with “yourself included.” but also if “Santa Claus” or “God” really truly existed, I wouldn’t be working where I work and making as little money that I make!
IS THAT IRONY OR WHAT!!! I THANK GOD FOR YOU AND THEN I GO ON TO SAY THAT I REALLY TRULY BELIEVE THAT THERE IS NO “GOD”! UNBELIEVABLE!
Well, Sarah, you know, if I fall in love again, I fall in love again. I know I won’t though if I stop loving my wife for who she is and isn’t, right? The more we’ve loved, the more we can love again, I always say. I’ll just be a bittet turd if I forget that :-). I don’t want to be a turd. I want to be a bright flower–a bright, pretty, sweet flower. With beautiful petals (can you tell I’m tired?). Taco supreme.