Writing and Reading

I’m so proud of her. She really has come a long way, you know?

I’m talking about you, L.B. Goddard, editor of the horror culture, creature-filled, beautiful calamity of utter genius, The Monsters Next Door. Probably one of the best horro e-zines out there right now. And Goddard is like the terminator, man. She just will not stop. Until we are dead (so says Kyle Reese to Sarah Connor: cue in the drumming “Terminator” bass line).

I’m writing this post to urge you, my readers, to vote on the P & E (huge) for “best e-zine editor” and/or “best fiction e-zine”. My good ol’ friend Lindsey Goddard (she’s such a cutie even though she’d drink my blood in seconds, seriously. We handcuff her regularly when she has cravings) has been nominated for both categories (EXTREMELY huge). I’m not kidding. She’s been…

NOMINATED!!!

I call that a triumph beyond triumphs. For those who don’t recognize the initials… “P & E”, it stands for “Preditors & Editors”, a very well-known literary site that is dedicated to a very thorough study and investigation of many literary organizations and companies (agents, agencies, publishing houses, magazines etc etc.). Goddard has been recognized. And rightly so.

I shall refer to her in second person now–as this post is a celebration of her hard work and dedication to the genre and to the art of writing as a whole– *ahem*

Lindsey, you are a true Goddess of Shadows, and I’m proud of you and your endeavors. It’s something of admiration to me. You inspire me. You keep me writing. You keep me hoping. You keep me loving the written word, either read or written by my hand.

So thank you. For everything.

And remember, guys….

VOTE!!!

AND WE’RE BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!

All right, kiddies, 55.5 Taco Supreme Station in the mix, bringin’ it to you live, to thrive, jivin’ with a hive of honey bee sauce and brown sugar, licking the lips and lovin’ the luscious splendor that is…

WOMAN

And it’s not just me, folks. The Wretched Writer admits it. Let’s face it–he is a man. And he loves the womenz. That’s right, womenZ with a Z. Like BoyZ. The ‘Z’ makes it that much hotter and cooler, right?

In all honesty, good ol’ W.W. really does adore a tasty narrative of picture painting of pleasing skin and curves, sexy lips and hair, eyes to get lost in and a voice that finds you sleeping with angels in peace and ecstasy. Nothing–and I mean nothing–makes words taste better–than describing a woman in all her splendor.

That being said, our beloved blog author tends to listen to this particular piece when developing that diadem of beauty, that all-encompassing beauty of woman. This one happens to be one of his favorite authors. The imagination runs wild with it.

So I urge you all to feast your ears (and if you like the video, eyes) on that awesome splendor…

That is woman.