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Feb 27 2009

Pacing: Forget the Cruise Control

There are some books out there with 5-page chapters, shorter paragraphs and shorter sentences. They’re pretty thrilling to read. Honest.

And then you have the longer, drawn-out novels that get you in depth in a character or a particular dramatic sequence of some kind–I’m talkin’ maybe 20-page chapters, more of a balanced mix of dialogue and narration. Also gripping to read (but for me, totally dependent on the genre–epic fantasy I’d definitely read at that pace).

I’m talking about pacing. I’m sure you writers out there have heard it from Nathan Bransford–pacing is key, and Dan Brown practically owns a few countries simply because he knows how to pace a story. Seriously, THE DA VINCI CODE has one major strong point–pacing.

I’m going to make one thing clear, though–pacing, like fight sequences (as many of you readers are still so interested in exploring within my blog), changes with the mood, the feel, the tension of the story.

What is pacing? It’s an enigmatic word, isn’t it? It blows my mind! Normally when we think of pace, we think of running. Or jogging. Or a triathlon. Okay, maybe only *I* do. I can’t assume that all of you think of it in the same way. But it’s kind of fun to believe that we’re all like-minded.

Let’s say you’re training–you’ve got your spandex shorts and tight tank on, beautiful bouncy tennis shoes on, purple headband on. Maybe your iPod’s strapped onto your waist, you’re playing music, sweat drips down your nose as you control your breathing, your legs build lactic acid like a slow-building open Mentos container that met just one drop of Pepsi.

Here’s the key point to training (now I sound like a fitness trainer rather than a creative writing connoisseur)….

Keeping a solid pace is essential. No deviation. In fact, we associate pace with consistency. In fact, it very much is important to keep the same solid pace or you’d wear yourself out. That’s what we think of when we hear the word…pacing.

Squash that concept as you would a blood-sucking mosquito intoxicating itself on your ass. Don’t worry. It’s easy. All you have to do is SIT DOWN. And thy mosquito hath been squashed on your ass, dear sir. THUSLY.

In writing, pacing is actually very different. Or I should say it can be. Forget all you know about what it means to ‘keep a pace’. You have been reborn with new knowledge, my son. Go forth and multiply.

Here are two examples: one written in a fast pace, the other written in a slow pace.

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And….

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So here we go: now, people, I read UNHOLY GRAIL by D.L. Wilson; and never in my life did I read 1- to 2-page chapters as in that book. I mean, it moved FAST. The pace took a cue from that of Dan Brown. The height of the so-called “religious thriller”. I had a creative writing manual once tell me the ’standard’ chapter length to be no less than 1 1/2 pages long. UNHOLY GRAIL broke that rule several times.

As for THE HISTORIAN, Elizabeth Kostova really does weave a mean leviathan of a paragraph, sweeping like a plague of locusts, all that blackness on the white space. Very slow-moving. Her chapters were so damn freakin’ LOOOOOOOOOONG!

Now, for me, the concept and style of THE HISTORIAN wasn’t for me. But that doesn’t mean it didn’t fit the concept or genre. I generally like a faster pace. Even better, I like a pace that varies in different places. It’s dramatic. I liked UNHOLY GRAIL because it was paced faster. But it wasn’t necessarily the best book I’ve ever read. It’s all subjective. My point, though, is this: a slow or fast pace doesn’t necessarily determine the readability or quality of the book.

Forget the cruise control. Let the pace go wherever the story leads it. Even those books that generally move at a deliberate pace sometimes deviate from that speed here and there, because the action may dictate the change.

You may find yourself writing a particularly suspenseful scene, one with very little dialogue; and the pace moves somewhat slower. Rightly so. It builds tension. It builds drama. It’s a lot like the ride up to the top of the first drop on a roller coaster. You can actually hear the clank-clank-clank on the wheels. And your heart begins to race.

Likewise, when you actually drop and you start screaming, cruise control goes out the window and you’re having fun! Action scenes rock, plain and simple. Chase scenes, fight scenes, streaming dialogue, a man with only 20 seconds left to diffuse a bomb with a paperclip and some silly putty (where’s MacGyver when you need him, right?), a tricycle race between three boozed-up dads in the middle of Wrigley Field (how funny would that be to watch?). A fast pace keeps the blood boiling.

Now where’s my sedative? Writing this post has gotten me worked up, too. And I got to remember to call MacGyver so he can come over and use his chewing gum to reactivate the cruise control in my car. Checkmark.

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Feb 25 2009

The Eloquence of Words: Jerry Seinfeld

There are stand-ups in comedic history that stand out as remarkably ‘energetic’, slapsticky, perverse, you name it. I’m not judging! The fact is those stand-ups are hilarious. They are. I’m okay with it. You’re okay with it. I’m not afraid to admit that boobies, boogers, penises, dirty words, sex jokes, lip crud, stuff like that, is frankly FUNNY!

But I’ve got to hand it to Jerry Seinfeld. The man can write.

Yes, it’s true–stand-up comedians are WRITERS. What, you think they pull their jokes out of their asses right on stage? NO. They prepare.

I love watching the comedians tear up a stage with material that is so TRUE, articulate, witty. The same goes for classics like Bill Cosby and Steve Martin. Masters of the written word.

This edition of “Eloquence” is lengthy, featuring the full set of Seinfeld’s stand-up in New York. Some of his best work’s here. I’m telling you–he talks to you, you nod your head and say “that’s true!” So enjoy. Taco Supreme.

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Feb 25 2009

A *Real* Quote: My Son, and How I Love Him

You know what? Kids say the darndest things!

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“I put onions in my socks!”

Aidan Roustan - Grand Rapids, Michigan

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Seriously, onions? He put onions in his socks. What does that mean? We talkin’ existential? Metaphorical? I had to laugh when he said it, because he really did sound like he knew what he was talking about.

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Feb 24 2009

The MIC Bass Akwards!

So…. I’m in a funny mood. Mood funny a in I’m ….So.

Tired still eat food like it much yes? Supreme Taco cotton candy. Clip enjoy. You with be peace.

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Feb 24 2009

Freak Quincy Gets Classical (Pass Me the Tux, Baby)

It’s no surprise that the Wretched Writer has a thing for sounds, beauty, dressing up for concerts, things like that. No, he’s not gay. At least I don’t think he’s gay! And me? Yeeeaaaaaaaah, I don’t mind the classical piece here and there, orchestra, brass, whatever. Personally, I enjoy a little Marilyn Manson. That’s just me. But sometimes Beethoven has a certain flair that I don’t mind listening to!

Good ol’ W.W. listens to all this kind of stuff when brainstorming or editing or even absorbing his story. He likes to get into it. He likes to live it. He likes to see it play out as if it were real. That way, it’s real on paper. That way, it’s real to a reader.

This is actually a special edition here at the 55.5 Taco Supreme, in that I have two sections to play here of a VERY famous piece. Make sure you dress up for this one, bebbies. I’m talkin’ tuxes and titillating dresses that push the boobies up. Fancy shmancy shiny shoes and super stilettos. Get dressed to the hilt. ‘Cause it’s time to close your eyes and get swept away….

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Feb 23 2009

Mason Richter

Published by roustan under THE CAIN LETTERS Edit This

So, folks, life has had many twists and turns lately–one in particular that has kept me from my blog during the weekend as you may have noticed Laughing. No worries. Soon enough I’ll be back on the writing wagon, churning out the material EVERY DAY for you, nonstop, energized. Workin’ it. It just so happens when things change in life, the regular schedule I had needs to adjust a tad. You understand.

I thought maybe another character sketch from my infamous novel THE CAIN LETTERS might be in good order. You ready, peoples? Brace yourself.

His name is…

MASON RICHTER

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A vampire obsessed with power over the human race, outlawed by society, viewed with indifference by his own kind, Mason Richter, a U.S. native now living in Los Angeles, breathes like a shadow among the lights of the world, hunting and preying on many but never killing–yet, however, he lives as a criminal in society, indulging in every kind of human vice, almost mocking the imperfections of his prey with delight. He searches for the source of all his evil, a book entitled THE CAIN LETTERS, in the hopes of finding a power that will help him stand against those who hate him, hate his kind. He wants to rule mankind like cattle. He wants to use them as a blood source. Nothing more.

For years and years, he’s hated humans and their sickly defilement of things that normally would kill or damage the human body, their obsession with faith and purity and their hypocrisy regarding all of it. They would call him a criminal in society–the vampire race calls him nothing–but what HE calls everyone and everything–is “meaningless”. He is a modern-day dark version of hellish Ecclesiastes, forsaking everything and nothing, looking at the world and hating. And never dying.

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Feb 20 2009

The Unforgivable Ranting of the Century: or, Why I’m so Pissed That I Could Breathe Pollution on the World and Watch the Plants Turn Sickly Yellow and the Animals Keel Over.

Published by roustan under Uncategorized Edit This

The decision has been made. My life has been decided by one man–Mr. Surgeon General, regarding the United States Navy. Prepare yourselves, people. This is most definitely a…

RANTING.

Definitely an unforgivable one. I don’t care. I’m sitting with two Saints as I write this: Saint Fury and Saint Agony. They look at me blankly as if they don’t care. And I want to saw their heads off and pour turpentine inside their spinal cavities, light a match and then roast marshmallows over their carcasses. You want to know why? You really want to know why?

Well, let’s see–how shall I start?–okay–it’s simple.

I saw the opthamologist who basically–in a very big, bloated wrinkly nutshell–gave my eyes a good clean bill of health. Contacts correct my vision successfully, and there are no abnormalities to worry about. Textbook. Textbook eyes. Very simple. My vision’s stable. Everything works out perfectly.

So the Surgeon General then had to give me the final approval after receiving my waiver from the opthamologist. Again, simple. Textbook. It was all downhill from there. You’d think it’s an easy approval, with a waiver that says “no problems” on it. You’d think that one particular man (or woman: I have to admit, I don’t know who the Surgeon General is) would have the mind and heart to believe, to have faith, to grant a dream, to grant a way out of darkness that prevents me from living, from even breathing, to start over in life. You’d think this one man would look at my heart and say…. “He’s a patriot and deserves to serve his country, he has desire, he has passion, he has need, he has a SON whom he loves”.

You’d think those would be things that would matter. You’d think that probably the most important characteristics, at least to me, about our brave armed forces–is that they have desire. And honor. And they have treasures in life to fight for. It’s not a game, it’s not just a ‘job’, it’s not a routine, it doesn’t mean they’re more special than we are, us citizens who work our asses off 24/7 in everyday life–no, what they do is a commitment, duty, a promise to serve. They have the most integrity anyone could ever see. They are our sentinels.

Well, the Surgeon General turned me down.

Apparently whether or not I can read six letters across the wall matters more than commitment, duty and all of that italics bullshit. I guess it matters more that I’m a ‘perfect’ human being–because that’s what it’s about–perfection. It doesn’t seem to matter that I have the desire, the need, the passion, the dream. Ever since I was little–to be able to serve in something noble, something true. Something with beauty. No, I was turned down from that dream, I was turned down from turning around my life–

BECAUSE MY VISION

IS TOO DAMN BLURRY FOR THEM!

Here, give me a damn rifle, put me on a ship. Right fuckin’ now. I’ve got contacts on. Show me that any other man can serve better than me because he doesn’t need contacts in his eyes. My vision’s 20/20. I’m no different. Show me how it’s a detriment to the armed forces that every morning I have to literally walk to the bathroom, open up my lens cases and slap those suckers into my eyes–a minute’s time, tops, no big deal. I’m a hazard! My eyes are a hazard because I spend that very little time with soft contact lenses in the morning in the place I’d live with accommodations for my son that they would grant me under the Navy with the salary they’ve offered me and my skills I’d provide as shown by my ASVAB test results–I mean, seriously, you turn me down? Over one fuckin’ lens prescription point? I failed my physical because of that–and even with a waiver, it didn’t matter?

Fuck the world. Fuck those who take advantage of others in ways that can only be described as shameful. The world can go to Hell. Everything’s based on numbers, statistics, paperwork, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. NOTHING is based on truth, desire, hope, dreams, passion. There’s no room for it. There’s no love for it. None of it exists here. Those are beauties reserved for God–and the world is a python that chokes it out of all of us.

Do I sound pissed? I’m sorry. Deal with it.

Am I going to give up? Hell no. My only course of action now is to get Lasik surgery, improving my eyesight. Because that’s REALLY what matters, what’s important. That I make the cut. I have to wait six months before trying again at the MEPS center in Lansing, but I WILL pass my physical again, and I WILL pass my vision test. Since that’s what matters. I’ll play their fucking game. But one thing I won’t do–is accept a “NO” answer.

Oh, yeah, can’t forget–yeah, I’m fuckin’ going to be here still writing. Hopefully, you will all keep reading. Because right now, that’s all I have left….

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Feb 19 2009

Quote of the Day: Interview With The Vampire

“You feel you deserve to die

and you stint on nothing….

But does that make you evil?

And since you comprehend

what you call goodness,

does that not make you…good?”

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“Then there is nothing?”

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“Perhaps…. But perhaps,

thiiiiiis….

is the only real evil left.”

- Armand and Louis (Brad Pitt and Antonio Banderas)

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Feb 18 2009

The Light Hath Returned For “Moonlight”

Published by roustan under Uncategorized Edit This

OH. MY. F*CKIN’. GOD. Be still my dark heart so that the vampires have nothing to drink–for I be alive to know that the Sci-Fi Channel has picked up one of my favorite series that was shamefully cancelled off of CBS–

“MOONLIGHT”

Alleluia. I have been saved.

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Feb 18 2009

Judging a Cover by Its Book

Check this post out at the “Book Roast”. You know you wanna. I’ll make ya (lifts eyebrows a few times). Sssseeeexy, huh?

Anyway, enough of that–yeah, the post is about book covers. Plain and simple. Only book covers aren’t so plain and simple–at least from a certain point of view. It takes a subjective eye, I guess.

Let’s face it, we sometimes buy books based on what we see on the shelf–something grabs us, something looks interesting, the art is impeccable, it draws us, it lures us, we take the book, we turn it over, and then what grabs us? The blurb. Scintillatingly written as if that dark voiceover in movie trailers speaks to you as you read, you’re drawn in even more, you pull out your wallet, you can’t help it, no matter how hard you fight–you buy the freakin’ book. You shell out $10’s and $20’s to buy PAPER. That’s all your buying is PAPER.

But, to my point: it all started with the COVER OF THE BOOK.

I find it fascinating the number of different styles of ‘cover art’–everything ranging from minimalist to detailed Renaissance (for lack of a better term, no, I don’t mean voluptuous naked women or men in the buff with their penises hanging out kind of Renaissance). Based on the “Book Roast” post, what goes into the cover is a paramount decision. How the decision is made mystifies me–let me explain–

Here’s the cover of Terry Goodkind’s bestselling FAITH OF THE FALLEN–

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Gorgeous cover, right? Very ‘Renaissance’, right? Lots of detail, majestic, mystical. In fact, for context, you must know that the man standing there, Richard Rahl, one of the main characters, carved those two porcelain white figures. VERY Renaissance. Makes me think of Michelangelo (hears a violin playing passionately).

Now take a look at this one–

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I’m sure you recognize this one even without reading the author’s name. The beautiful thing about that is how utterly ‘generic’ it looks. It’s a freakin’…

RED RIBBON!

And yet we identify it easily, don’t we? Even me. I have yet to read Meyer, and already I recognize this cover.

Both authors, Goodkind and Meyer, are bestsellers. Their covers differ on two opposite spectrums. How does a publisher decide what kind of cover to use? It’s a remarkable question. I’m sure it has to do with genre, even pacing of the plot within the book. Things like that.

That would have to be probably the most enjoyable part about producing a novel–because it’s the only time, I think, to test the waters with bookstores. A publisher sends a sample of a cover, sees the reaction, sees if the store will order copies to stock on shelves–up in front where customers see ‘em better–and goes by that. There’s room for trial and error there. Sometimes the cover artists can provide several choices, samples. Makes it kind of fun in my opinion.

I’m going to ask a question here (actually, better yet, this is a challenge): I know you aspiring authors out there love your work. And you must’ve daydreamed about what your cover might look like:

I challenge you to search on Google, search anywhere, even draw the cover yourself (!) if you like, post a link of it on a comment here for this post. Are you more minimalist? Or detailed and dramatic?

For those who’ve read THE CAIN LETTERS, you’ll enjoy this one. But I found my cover online. It’s wonderfully abstract, but speaks volumes to me. It carries history–as that partly is what the book stresses. History. See if you can get the meaning behind the cover. I’ll say this much: it’s an unfinished (supposedly) sculpture by Michelangelo (AHA! See how I mentioned him earlier? I’m clever, I foreshadow). And it spoke to me. Maybe it will speak to you as well….

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