May 11 2009
The IRONY (or: What NOT to Do While Participating in a Writing Workshop)
First off, let me say how annoying it is to have very serious internet/computer problems (not to mention losing my day job, which loses me my internet connection during the day).
THERE. I said it.
Now that I got that out of the way, I can get to the topic at hand (can you tell I’m slightly irritated? Don’t worry, I’ll be fine after a little junk food).
My loving girlfriend brought up the concept to me unintentionally, and I thank her for it. And partly for answering a question the wonderful Barbara Ehrentreu asked me during her online interview of me :-). (Yes, children, I was interviewed. You can laugh).
It was a question about critique groups. Funny she asked that.
Being a degree holder from the University of Illinois at Chicago, I’ve taken a few creative writing workshop classes for my B.A. I don’t have to use too many words to even describe to you how invaluable they were. Any person looking to follow a dream of writing should participate in some form of creative writing workshop or critique group. To read other people’s writing and to have others read yours is so needed the way the gardens of the world need rain.
I have a story for you, though:
For a time during my endeavor to complete my degree, I was essentially living in my car (sort of). I, at the time, drove from Illinois to Michigan pretty regularly every weekend (sometimes during the week). AND I attended the university, working hard to complete my degree.
You can imagine that it was taxing on me physically. I sometimes had to down four or five Starbucks Double Shots just to remember my name. Many, many, many, many, many times I was late to class.
So on one particular occasion, I was in my workshop for creative writing in fiction. I think it was called “English 401: Fiction Writing” or something like that. I had attended several sessions already in the semester, and I had passed around some of my work to my classmates for their critique.
I received a copy of my work from one classmate, completely anonymous, essentially TRASHING ME. Not my work. ME.
The person refused to read my work, saying I was so disrespectful for always being late to class, thought my work didn’t deserve to be read, or critiqued, or even allowed to see the light of day (I’m paraphrasing, but you can guess the comment on my work was HARSH).
I was stunned. Nay, dismayed. I felt somewhat guilty. I also felt angry.
This, my friends, is something you should NOT do while participating in a critique group or writing workshop. For one particular reason:
LOOK AT ME NOW.
Do I care one bit for this one person who was too cowardly to even sign his/her name on my work? No. Because look at me now. I’ve found a home for my book, a dedicated publishing house and an awesome editor. I have a book cover. Someone believes in my work. I’m…a published author (not to toot my own horn).
If you even think it helps to speak your mind on personal feelings about someone when the whole purpose of the critique group or writing workshop is to, well…critique work and workshop writing…NOT bash someone…you then need horse tranquilizers to put you out of your misery.
This one self-centered, egotistical vomitous mass of yellow dog pudding of a person or whatever IT is that made that comment on a copy of my work in writing class just insulted a future published author. Sad.
And the only reason I got ’slammed’ by this person was because I drove three hours to make it to class, and I was about 15 minutes late. Oh, boy. Wow. I need help with time management, apparently!









Oh yes it was major suckitude when I had to go to the library for computer access. Hell it almost resulted in an arrest and on my birthday too.
That just sucks. This person sounds nuts to go all insane just because you were late which has nothing to do with a person’s writing. Sounds pretty narrow minded to me. Oh yeah bad you for being late. What an absolute moron but at least you got the last laugh.
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