Writing and Reading

Feast your eyes on the previous post and know, my sons and daughters, that working on a different computer while posting on a blog can present…interesting results.

Like those alien computer bugs that chop your head off while you’re having a conversation and you’re left hanging. Yes. I go now before they eat me.

Surprise! I’m still alive. Yes. It’s true. It is SO true.

And so you’re wondering why I haven’t posted in awhile. The answer is simple:

I. HAVE. NO.

INTERNET.

It’s like the dark ages. Seriously. I feel like the only human being in an empty world filled with carcasses and cow bones with